Question:
I take loads of laxatives now, when the pollen count rises. It stops me
sneezing - I daren't
Answer:
Done by an electronic sniffer automatically, recorded and then dumped every
day to the Universities, The Environment Department or the Met Office I
think...... Someone also does pollution of differing sorts......
It must be a weatherman (or woman) who's got bloody good close-up eyesight.
Or do they employ bees?
I can do a good line in pollution when I fart.
They used to use the same people that conducted sperm counts, but they found
that the pollen used to become clumped up on their fingers, which gave an
artificially low reading.
I'd rather not as the gas could be a weapon of mass destruction. Especially
for the nasal passages!!
